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Oh, hiya.
We've come in about Ethan.

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He hasn't been spiking the dinners
with laxatives again, has he?

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No. Clingfilm over the toilet seats?

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No. Embalming the guinea pigs?
Let him talk, Mand. It's about...

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Well, it' quite surprising.

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Nothing surprises us.

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Well, look at him now.

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Exactly. I'm sorry about that.
You see...

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isn't he brilliant?

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Terrorising his sister?
Tripping her up? No. Judo.

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You what?

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We call that fighting in our house.

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The Olympic legacy team's
been going round schools

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trying out children
with different sports.

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They discovered Ethan
is a natural at judo.

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Could be a future Olympic champion.

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Is this a wind up? No, no. They'd
like him to go for regional training.

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That's judo, not fighting?

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Well, yeah.

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Now, that IS fighting.

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Dad! Mum's having one of her funny
turns. Shall we call an ambulance?

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Just having a little dance. Leave me
alone. You're a weirdo.

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Is there something I should know?
No! Just...

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enjoying meself. It's ages
since I've had a dance.

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OK.

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I picked that up. What do you think?

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"Run Ay Carumba classes..." Yeah.

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"Make money, friends and get fit."

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What's Ay Carumba?

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It's that Brazilian salsa-dance
fitness thing.

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It's like that Zumba they do,
but newer.

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You run them yourself
as a franchise.

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They're like Tupperware parties,
without the plastic boxes.

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If this works out,
we could have a chain of them.

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You could leave that boring job.
We could manage them

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and we could have staff to run
classes right across the country.

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We could retire to Rio De Janeiro.

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Maybe just go and see
if you like it first.

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I think I'll be brilliant.

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Hi, love. Thanks.

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Hiya.

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I haven't seen you for years.

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Just thought I'd try this new bus
route, see what it's like.

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Free bus pass and all.

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It goes all round the world now.
Used to go straight into town.

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Now you're going round parts of
Birkenhead you never knew existed.

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As soon as you get used to it,
they change it and it goes somewhere else.

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48's nice too. Goes down by the docks
and the river.

49
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I just go for a ride round
if there's nothing to do.

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It's either this or staring
at the four walls.

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Tell me about it.

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I heard about Ted. So sorry.

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Oh, thanks. I haven't seen you
since Eddie. I was sorry to hear.

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You know, me and some other women
in the same boat meet every week

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for coffee round at Maureen
Morrison's. Why don't you join us?

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Yeah. She was always such a laugh.

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Well, yeah.

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Breaks up the week.
You'll know everyone.

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I'd like that.

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Where the hell are we going now?

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What do you think you're doing?
Give it some, lad. That's rubbish.

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You're rubbish. Do you hear me?
Rubbish.

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Bloomin' heck.

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He really responds well to aggressive
encouragement. You know, tough love.

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Oh, I can't watch any more.
Wimp. Who's the wimp?

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I am.

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We've tried him on everything.

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We think this might be
the sport for him.

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Fitness runs in our family.

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I knew it. Beaten again.

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Useless. What are you?

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Useless.

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Is it Ethan?
Does he want to have a go?

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What do you reckon, son? Yeah, sure.
Come on, lad.

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He can't do it against
that big bloke. How old is he?

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He's only 15, is Vlad.

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Vlad? Vlad the Impaler.

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From Russia.

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But if he lives here for a while,
he'll become British

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then join our team.

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Oh, my God. I can't watch.

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You all right, son? Fine.

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That's enough. Get him out of there.

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Get in. That's brilliant.

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Well done, Ethan.

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What did you say?

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Imagine that's your sister. Dad!

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Well, I'd just like to welcome
Eileen to our little gathering.

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Great you could make it.

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Thanks for asking me.

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We used to go to different houses
but just come to mine now

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because I've got the most chairs.

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Did you hear about Frankie Fisher?

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Oh, no. Is he dead?

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Ah!

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They don't think he'll make it
Ah!

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I've got my phone here
and she's going to text me

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as soon as it happens.

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So we know.

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Maisie Brooks.

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She died.

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Oh, no.

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Larry Parsons. Dead.

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Oh.

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And Kenny Smith's mother's
brother's died. Oh.

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I don't know him. Neither do I.

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I don't think any of us do.

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But it's good to know, isn't it?

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Well, at least we're all still alive.

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I brought along some
fairy cakes for us.

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Oooh. Lovely! Wonderful.

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Oooh!

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Isn't the weather terrible?

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Awful.

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I thought it was
a bit brighter today.

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But it's going to get worse.
It always gets worse.

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Oh, dear.

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Do you get out and about much?
Oh, no.

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We don't go out.

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Especially after dark.

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It's too dangerous.

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Did you see on the news
that old dear had to fend off

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a burglar himself? No police about.

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He managed to tie the lad to a chair
with his dressing-gown cord

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while he waited hours
for the police to arrive.

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78 he was. Oh, no.

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I missed that. Was that round here?

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No, China.

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Oh, right.

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Is it your first time? Yeah.

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I've haven't done anything
like this before.

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It's easy peasy.
It's just like dancing, really.

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About being free. I'm good at that.
Being free and that.

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OK, ladies. Into position.

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100% enthusiasm, yeah?

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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We have other kids who are incredibly
fit and motivated

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but don't have half the ability that
Ethan's got. Great.

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And you need to look at
his fitness levels.

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Get him running or down the gym.
And his diet.

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Chicken, vegetables,
brown rice from now on.

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You might as well
call it a day now.

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There's the fitness plans
and diet books.

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I know he can do this.
We'll work on it together.

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He does eat healthily anyway.

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Where did he get them from?

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Really use those hips.
Thrust at the end, yeah?

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Yeah? I think you've got it now.

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Oh, sorry I'm late.
Is it OK just to...?

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What are you doing here?

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The girls at work said it was great.

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Hiya.

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You don't mind, do you?

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No, of course not.

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Have you done this before?

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No. First time.
It's great, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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That's it. You've got it. Perfecto.

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They're even saying you can get...

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cancer from watching
too much telly now.

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Do you go on any trips out at all?

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There's some really great shows
on in Liverpool.

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I'd love to go to the Echo Arena.

164
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Isn't it all loud pop music?

165
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Well, it can be, but I love
some of my grandkids' music.

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Do you know who's on this week?

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Rihanna! Who?

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Rihanna. You know.

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? Umbrella, ella, ella... ?

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I don't think that's for us.

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Oh, no.

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A song about rain.

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The weather gets me down enough
without hearing a song about it.

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Oh, well.

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Never mind.

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Amazing. Thank you all
for a brilliant class.

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Thanks. I feel incredible.

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You looked it. You're a natural.

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It's like you've been
Ay Carumba-ing all your life.

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Yeah, she's great, isn't she?

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If anyone would be interested in
taking a leaflet about running

182
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your own Ay Carumba franchise,
details are here.

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I've already got one.

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You're interested?
Yeah. If that's all right with you?

185
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,418
Of course. You should take one.

186
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No. She doesn't want one.
You what?

187
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It's about running your own class.
You don't want to do that, do you?

188
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Oh, no. But you were brilliant.
I'd be a shame not to. Really?

189
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She's just going to throw it
in the bin. Yeah.

190
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Shall I throw it away for you?
Let me just read it first.

191
00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:29,258
Hiya, Rita. Everything all right?

192
00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:30,978
I hope you don't mind me knocking.

193
00:11:30,979 --> 00:11:34,138
It's just... You know you were
saying about that Rihanna girl?

194
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Yeah. Well, I love that song.
You know about her wet-weather gear.

195
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Oh, yeah!

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But I felt I couldn't say earlier.

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Any road, our Tina had two tickets,
but she can't go now.

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She's gone and got
another tag on her leg

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and it's past her curfew.
But that's another story.

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Shall we go? We could do.
When is it? Tonight. Now.

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No?! Yeah, come on.

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She's meant to be a bit of a slut
in the show,

203
00:12:01,701 --> 00:12:04,219
but it'll get us out and about.

204
00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:06,500
Well, I was going to put
a coloured wash on.

205
00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:08,579
But, you know, that can wait.

206
00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,218
I'll just throw something on.

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00:12:10,219 --> 00:12:12,860
Hey, I could do with a boogie.
Come on!

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Go on, son.

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What have you stopped for?

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Come on, lad. Keep going.
Go on. Go on.

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Come on, Ethan. You can do it.

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00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,658
I can't run any further.
You've got to get fit.

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00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:41,700
I don't want to.

214
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,859
Do you want a lift? Yeah!

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00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:51,778
Mand, we're training.
He looks knackered. Poor thing.

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00:12:51,779 --> 00:12:53,540
That's the idea. You all right, son?

217
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:56,939
No. Melissa, open the door
and I'll jump in.

218
00:12:56,940 --> 00:13:00,978
Mandy, leave us alone, will you?
Ethan, come on. Don't stop.

219
00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:02,580
Don't push him too hard.

220
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:14,420
It's not a rip off like
those pyramid schemes, is it?

221
00:13:14,421 --> 00:13:18,459
No. At least people are getting
something for their money.

222
00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:21,498
You know, I think it might be a bit
cramped doing it in our garage.

223
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I'd have to move all my tools
and my gadgets out of the way.

224
00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:28,419
Where would I put them?
We'll find somewhere else.

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Do you think anyone else
round here will be thinking

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of running a franchise? No. No.

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I was the only one
who picked up a leaflet.

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And you'd teach it?
So, you WERE good at it? Yeah.

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You just picked it up straight away?

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Yeah.

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The teacher said...
I was a natural.

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Like I'd been Ay Carumba-ing
all my life.

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That's my girl.
I've never seen you this fired up.

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This could change our lives.

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Let's do it.

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00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,780
I'm going to make
a poster with the kids.

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00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:09,219
Here you go.

238
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,339
I don't know what's weirder,

239
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that horrible looking food

240
00:14:12,859 --> 00:14:15,298
or the fact we're sitting
eating at a table.

241
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Might make it easier
if we ate together.

242
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,779
Look, I'm having it too.
We're a team.

243
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:24,780
And you like chicken and vegetables.
Yeah, when it's fried.

244
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,179
Why is the rice burnt?

245
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,940
It's not burnt. It's brown.
And it's lovely.

246
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,019
See?

247
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Yummy.

248
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,459
Are you for real?

249
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,459
What? We've got to eat.

250
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,259
Whose are those chips?

251
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,220
Just spare. In case
anyone wants them.

252
00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:46,979
Ethan. Just try it. Mmmmm!

253
00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:51,339
These are the nicest chips
you've ever made, Mum.

254
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,019
Yummy.

255
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:56,220
I can't chew it. No more.

256
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,058
What are you doing?

257
00:14:59,059 --> 00:15:01,860
He's got to eat something.
I don't want him to starve.

258
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,300
Waste of time.

259
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,340
Night.

260
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:11,619
Well, it was a wonderful night.
Thanks.

261
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,900
I loved it.

262
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,938
I did tire of her flashing
her knickers all the time,

263
00:15:16,939 --> 00:15:20,618
otherwise, I can't remember
the last time I danced like that.

264
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,060
We should do it again. Yeah.

265
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:27,299
Perhaps not have as much
lager next time.

266
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,339
Who next then?

267
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:32,179
I'd like to see that Michael Bubbly.

268
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,299
Isn't it Buble?

269
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,659
Oh yeah, it is. Michael Bubbly!

270
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:41,380
Oh, look. Isn't that...?

271
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,259
Where the hell did she go?

272
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:47,820
Hiya, Maureen. Hello, Eileen.

273
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,819
What's that?

274
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:53,819
Oh, um... The concert.

275
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,339
Rihanna.

276
00:15:55,340 --> 00:16:00,819
You went in the end?
Yeah, yeah. It was great. Loved it.

277
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:02,420
You were on your own then?

278
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,579
Yeah, looks that way.

279
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:08,218
I didn't expect to see you
out and about after dark.

280
00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:11,218
I'm getting some milk.
Thought I'd take the risk.

281
00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:14,300
I've got a rape alarm in my pocket.
I'd better get off.

282
00:16:14,301 --> 00:16:15,740
OK. Bye, love. Bye.

283
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,180
She gone?

284
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,578
In a puff of smoke.
What's that all about?

285
00:16:23,579 --> 00:16:25,538
She can't see us together.
She'd go mad.

286
00:16:25,539 --> 00:16:27,458
And if she knew
what we'd been doing...

287
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:29,858
I didn't realise
it was a covert operation.

288
00:16:29,859 --> 00:16:31,460
Quick. She might come back.

289
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,579
I am going to do this.

290
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,139
Five, six, seven, eight.

291
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,940
Ay Carumba. Ay Carumba. Ay Carumba.

292
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,820
Ay Carumba.

293
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,620
Oh! Fancy seeing you here.

294
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:28,499
You are joking. No.

295
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,980
But I'm doing the 4.30 class
on a Tuesday. So am I.

296
00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:36,379
Well, where are you doing yours?
There.

297
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,659
Where's yours? There.

298
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:42,339
You'll just have to do yours
somewhere else. No.

299
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:46,218
But I put the poster up first.
I was the first one to think about running my own class.

300
00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:48,980
You know I was the first one
to do Ay Carumba.

301
00:17:48,981 --> 00:17:51,579
Well, I can actually Ay Carumba.

302
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,219
Well, so can I... now.

303
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,420
Been practising
in the middle of the night?

304
00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:57,939
Of course not. Who'd do that?

305
00:17:57,940 --> 00:18:01,098
I was just a little bit ill prepared
that first lesson.

306
00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:03,458
Are you going to go through
with this? Hell, yeah.

307
00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:05,578
I've got all the girls
from work coming.

308
00:18:05,579 --> 00:18:07,098
I'm going to be rammed.

309
00:18:07,099 --> 00:18:10,980
Well, I've got all the mums
from school coming and there's 150 kids in that school.

310
00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:12,579
So that'll be... loads.

311
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:16,180
Well, we'll see, won't we?
Yeah. Yeah, we will see.

312
00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:22,259
So...

313
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,940
Eileen went to a pop concert
on her own.

314
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,618
Yeah, and I've lived
to tell the tale.

315
00:18:28,619 --> 00:18:32,058
Didn't anyone feel like going
to the pop concert with Eileen?

316
00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:35,380
Oh, no. I took a Quiet Life
and went to bed early.

317
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,220
Anyone else?

318
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,979
Rita...

319
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,939
Oh, dear. I've made a mess.

320
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:45,259
I don't know what I'm thinking of.

321
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,579
So...

322
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,740
any news?

323
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,739
Frankie Fisher's still not dead.

324
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:54,699
Oh. I tell you what,
I brought a DVD.

325
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:59,060
I thought we could watch a film.
Ooh, yeah. That could be...

326
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,819
maybe not a good idea.

327
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:05,299
It's a great film. Toy Story 3.

328
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,419
A cartoon? For kids?

329
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:11,258
Well, it is a cartoon, I suppose,
but I think it's wasted on the kids.

330
00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:12,858
My grandchildren left it at mine.

331
00:19:12,859 --> 00:19:15,738
I was going to take it back
and then I thought, why not?

332
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,700
Well, anyway... I love
the Pixar films. Pixar?

333
00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:21,219
Yeah, they do films on computers.

334
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:24,700
I don't know how they do it.
Finding Nemo. Have you seen that one?

335
00:19:24,701 --> 00:19:28,619
Oh! All about them fish.
My grandkids have got that.

336
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,980
You think, like, you're underwater.

337
00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:32,259
Shall we watch it?

338
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:36,100
Honestly, it's a great story.
It'll cheer us right up.

339
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,459
Do we want cheering up?

340
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,900
Maybe.

341
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,259
I think it's time to go.

342
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,818
We've only just got here.

343
00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:52,740
I know. But I've just remembered
I've got an appointment.

344
00:19:52,741 --> 00:19:56,579
So I think it's time
for you to leave. Oh.

345
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,099
OK.

346
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:02,018
Thanks, Maureen. See you. Bye,
Maureen. Thanks for the tea.

347
00:20:02,019 --> 00:20:04,020
You're welcome.
See you next week. Bye.

348
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,500
Where were you?
We were meant to be training.

349
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:20,259
I'm training now.

350
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,260
Watching Kung Fu Panda
is not training.

351
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:23,740
Kung Fu Panda 2.

352
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,139
One, two, three.

353
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,499
Cha cha cha.

354
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,859
Cha cha cha.

355
00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,099
Cha cha cha.

356
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,339
Cha cha cha.

357
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,099
Cha cha cha.

358
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,298
If he wants to get fit,
he should come to my class.

359
00:20:40,299 --> 00:20:43,900
Why are you doing this?
Just to make a point to Paula?

360
00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:46,779
Do you really think
I'd be that petty?

361
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:50,018
The instructor said I was amazing,
that I had a calling.

362
00:20:50,019 --> 00:20:52,380
Well, who's this judo
malarkey for, eh?

363
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,939
You or him?

364
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,460
You're turning into one
of those vile pushy parents.

365
00:20:56,461 --> 00:21:00,219
Right. Come on.
Get it right this time.

366
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,540
Merengue.

367
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,419
Merengue.

368
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,459
Merengue.

369
00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:08,180
Merengue!

370
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:14,020
Just stop it there.

371
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:18,380
That's it. That's what I do.

372
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,980
I'm speechless.

373
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,739
You break it to her, Dad.

374
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:30,860
Is it that bad? No, no.
There's nothing to worry about.

375
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:33,660
When's your first class?

376
00:21:33,661 --> 00:21:35,459
40 minutes.

377
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,700
Oh, dear.

378
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:50,819
What's his story?

379
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:52,298
Just getting him in the zone.

380
00:21:52,299 --> 00:21:55,698
OK. So we're just going to do
a warm up first. Come on.

381
00:21:55,699 --> 00:21:58,300
Come on, Ethan.
Let's have a good session.

382
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,340
Space out. On your toes.

383
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,780
On your toes. Up on those feet.

384
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:10,780
Backwards and forwards. Hips.

385
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,220
Forwards.

386
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:19,700
Hiya! You all right?

387
00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:35,459
So, here we are then.

388
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:39,139
Moment of truth.
How's the Ay Carumba-ing going?

389
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,459
Oh, it's great.

390
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:44,419
But today I'm just going to sit back
and enjoy it. Hiya!

391
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:46,300
Hola.

392
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,899
Hey. I thought you were on my side?

393
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,059
She's paying me. Turncoat.

394
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,300
Well...

395
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:57,619
I've got free mojitos.

396
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,419
Melissa!

397
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,660
I'm going to get everyone pissed.

398
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,019
Well...

399
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:07,699
I've got the kids
in daft costumes...

400
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:08,979
I feel stupid.

401
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:12,499
And Ray as general manager and DJ.

402
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,579
These are cutting off
my circulation.

403
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,060
Oh! First customer.

404
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,660
She's mine. She's mine.

405
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:25,220
Hiya. I'm looking for the macrame
class. Is it round here?

406
00:23:25,221 --> 00:23:26,940
First floor.

407
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:38,179
Can I have a rest?

408
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,939
Please!

409
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,060
Come on. Get up.
I just want to have...

410
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,060
Ethan, get up.

411
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:48,659
What are you playing at?

412
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:49,940
Are you a man or a mouse?

413
00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:01,219
Ethan, wait. Look, I'm sorry.

414
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:04,018
Come on. Come back in.
I don't want to do it any more.

415
00:24:04,019 --> 00:24:06,418
Yes, you do. I don't.
It's just no fun.

416
00:24:06,419 --> 00:24:09,260
You're good. You could be
in the Olympic team.

417
00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:11,139
I liked it when it was fun

418
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,618
and I still want to do it.
Just not like this.

419
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,538
I liked it best
when it was with Melissa.

420
00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:17,098
It's just a bit of training.

421
00:24:17,099 --> 00:24:18,658
No, it's not. It's everything.

422
00:24:18,659 --> 00:24:22,540
Just because you wanted to be
a footballer and you had chances

423
00:24:22,541 --> 00:24:24,579
but you didn't train.

424
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:28,060
You what? And now you're
trying to take it out on me.

425
00:24:28,061 --> 00:24:30,420
You can't make me do this.

426
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,580
I'm sorry, son. You're right.

427
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,260
What's got into me, eh?

428
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,739
Come here.

429
00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:40,900
I'm so sorry. Dad...

430
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,659
Hey, why don't we go
for a Maccie Dee's?

431
00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:48,139
Drive through?

432
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,460
Of course.

433
00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:52,780
Oh, go on then.

434
00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:02,300
What's the...? I know there's
something going on here.

435
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:09,339
Gotcha. I knew it. You usurped me.

436
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,259
What?

437
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:15,100
Setting up all these secret
meetings behind closed doors.

438
00:25:15,101 --> 00:25:17,459
Underground. Incognito.

439
00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:19,698
Some of the women wanted
to see the film.

440
00:25:19,699 --> 00:25:22,460
You didn't want to watch it
so they came here.

441
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,979
Not one punter between us.

442
00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,259
We're crap, aren't we?

443
00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:50,939
What now?

444
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:52,300
Mojito?

445
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:55,260
Don't mind if I do.

446
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,739
Cheers.

447
00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:01,340
Who needs Rio De Janeiro, eh?

448
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:11,780
There you go. Thanks.

449
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,220
I don't know what's happened to me.

450
00:26:15,221 --> 00:26:16,659
It's OK.

451
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:20,180
When Ronnie passed away, I thought,
"That's it. My life's over.

452
00:26:20,181 --> 00:26:22,539
"I can't enjoy myself again."

453
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:26,219
And I felt guilty
if I was having a good time.

454
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,460
We know how you feel.

455
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:31,580
I'm certainly not skipping down
the street every day.

456
00:26:31,581 --> 00:26:34,099
I find it really hard.

457
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:37,859
But I know Ted
would want me to live,

458
00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:41,139
to try and do things,
get out there.

459
00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:42,180
And you're right.

460
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,100
And it was only a cartoon.

461
00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:52,619
And it's also all right
if you don't want to watch it.

462
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,539
I think I'd like to.

463
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,499
Great.

464
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,540
Yeah.

465
00:26:57,590 --> 00:27:02,140
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